electricxmayhem:

obsessed with this muppet clip where Gonzo breaks a piece of machinery and then just stares at the camera in an empty room and says ‘GUILT’ in the most harrowing way possible

hatingongodot:

ruisa-faa:

hatingongodot:

Grabbing people by their shoulders and shaking them until they can prove to me they know what “twink” means

I was listening to a bunch of LGBT+ ppl from Louisiana as a guest for a podcast and the topic of “twink” came up and they more or less were like, “yeah nowadays cishet ppl know saying ‘f*g’ raises eyebrows so they just say 'twink’ when they want to say 'f*g’ but it’s obvious what they want to say when they say the word,” and like, that’s basically it, right. Also they talked about lubed up jockstrap wrestling at a gay bar and how there was a cishet guy that participated because he just wanted to wrestle.

Nodding thoughtfully at this until you say “lubed up jockstrap wrestling” at which point I get so horny I think I hauve Covid

kmarx:

alleycatboy:

yea i’m bi. bi-ting you

sapropel:

Stop pussy footing around it. Are you coming to my Chinese giant salamander’s bar mitzvah or not

your-nerd-alert:

day 25- epic

fallingtowers:

paradigm-adrift:

fallingtowers:

there is such a thing as fireworks. there is such a thing as earthworks, and waterworks. why no airworks? really makes you think.

Clearly this is evidence that the paradigm of the Western classical elements is incorrect.

Note however that the works pattern works completely for the Chinese classical elements: wood, fire, earth, metal, and water.

your mind

xf4vzk7jvvy8wh5j7qkklsb:

having a job is like They’re trying to close you off from the cosmos

weirdolesbo:

applejack do you really think we can make it out of here alive

zagreus-is-not-a-fuckin-troll:

HEY HEY LISTEN THE VOICE OF THE MTA TRANSIT SYSTEM, ALL THE ANNOUNCEMENTS ON THE NYC SUBWAY LINE??

SHE’S A TRANS WOMAN AND TRANSITIONED AT 66!!!!!! THE BACKGROUND HUM OF MY CHILDHOOD, AND SHE’S LIKE ME!!!! WHAT THE FUCK

opossumgirltiddies:

zicko:

i just remembered how there was this pizza place i went to regularly when i lived near houston, and i never really went to the restroom of the place so after going there for like two years regularly i went to the restroom for the first time and saw this

a taxidermied massive rat glued to what was previously a shelf for a private toll phone with an engraved metal plate bolted to the wall behind him that said REST IN PEACE “WOODY” NOVEMBER 29TH 2000. and thats not some random date i picked that is the day of my birth. i just kinda stood there thinking about how this rat died the same day i was born. i was like nine years old i couldnt quite concieve it yet and it didnt help that a south park pinball machine was blaring at max volume directly behind me as i just looked at this massive rat

ur the reincarnation of that rat